If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
forever reblog
Oh. Fuck.
I’m actually scared of how relaxed I felt
Whoa..
(Source: de-feated)
To put in perspective what Joe Biden meant when he said there are companies literally too big to fail (aka they operate above the law, coming from America’s vice president):
The most expensive bottle of wine is about $100 THOUSAND.
The most expensive watch will cost you around $450 THOUSAND.
The Bugatti Veyron may cost you in the ballpark of $2.5 MILLION.
Oprah & Ralph Lauren own the same type of $65 MILLION private jet.
The Empire State Building cost about $500 MILLION in today’s money.
Together, Jay-Z and Beyonce have net worths of about $740 MILLION.
The ‘poorest’ on Forbes 400 richest people is worth $900 MILLION.
Hurricane Sandy is estimated to have caused $50 BILLION in damage.
Bill Gates’ net-worth is $67 BILLION.
America’s spent about $1.5 TRILLION in Iraq so far.
America is in debt about $18 TRILLION.
There are banks worth $500 TRILLION. ($500,000,000,000,000)
And most of the world is living on $10 a day or less as others are starving, and homeless, and ill. We have the resources to all live happily - to live in general - but life is a right reserved for those that can afford to pay up, I guess. The human condition is a disgusting one, don’t catch it.
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <smaLIFE HACKS
If I was God, I would hand these out as pamphlets to babies.
Via The inner thoughts of an uncharismatic introvert
perfect reaction
okay but the reactions all around her just take a second and look at all of them
I love how she seems to be the only one to find it amusing lol
(Source: incomparablyme)
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